With friends like her
11 months ago
Yesterday morning I woke up at 4 a.m. to get ready for work. My wife, still half asleep, muttered something just before I walked down the hallway to get a cup of coffee. Apparently she said, "Tracy -her friend for almost 20 years- stayed over." because as I walked into the living room, naked, Tracy gasped and began laughing out loud at my "nice little pencil dick". That's what she has been texting me and my wife almost every hour since then. Just the words: "Nice little pencil dick" along with a laughing emoji or GIF.
If she and the wife been friends that long she probably knew you had a pencil dick a long time ago. You have her phone number text her a pic of your little boner or better yet one of you jerking off and ask her if she would like to give it a try sometime. Go for broke.
don't feel bad. small is the new big!