With friends like her


11 months ago

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Yesterday morning I woke up at 4 a.m. to get ready for work. My wife, still half asleep, muttered something just before I walked down the hallway to get a cup of coffee. Apparently she said, "Tracy -her friend for almost 20 years- stayed over." because as I walked into the living room, naked, Tracy gasped and began laughing out loud at my "nice little pencil dick". That's what she has been texting me and my wife almost every hour since then. Just the words: "Nice little pencil dick" along with a laughing emoji or GIF.


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